I found this over at Wired.com. Too insane not to share with you all.
Apparently, there is a website which promises to email up to 62 people for you after you are raptured up to heaven.
More fun below the fold....
As Wired.com puts it:
If millions of Christians suddenly disappear from the face of the Earth as the opening act for Armageddon, Threat Level [Wired.com] thinks most nonbelievers will be too busy freaking the hell out to check their e-mail. But if they do log in, now they can be treated to some post-Rapture needling from their missing friends and loved ones, courtesy of web startup YouveBeenLeftBehind.com.
For just $40 a year, believers can arrange for up to 62 people to get a final message exactly six days after the Rapture, that day when -- according to Christian end times dogma -- Christians will be swept up to heaven, while doubters are left behind to suffer seven years of Tribulation under a global government headed by the Antichrist.
"You've Been Left Behind gives you one last opportunity to reach your lost family and friends for Christ," reads the website, which is purportedly run "by Christians, for Christians."
In order to make sure that the emails are sent properly, should all the site managers all be themselves raptured, "the e-mails will be triggered when three of the site's five Christian staffers "scattered around the U.S." fail to log in for six days in a row -- a system that incorporates a nice margin of safety, should two of the proprietors turn out to be unrepentant sinners or atheists."
Apparently the site owners are so convinced about the coming rapture that they feel the need to make a few bucks on it.
I wonder if Jesus takes dollars or euros.
Can you imagine what these emails will look like?
Dear Sinner,
You may have noticed that huge light in the sky the other day and the fact that I'm no longer returning your phone calls. Well, I was raptured. Right about now, I'm sipping a pina colada with Jesus while your down there waiting to get vaporized by a gnarly fire and light show.
Seriously, I wish you would have listened to me and voted Republican. Didn't I tell you that Jesus isn't concerned with the sick and the poor? Didn't I tell you that he is more concerned with keeping taxes low and liberating the Middle East from those religious kooks?
I'd send you good wishes, but what good would that do? After all, if you're reading this, you're pretty much fucked.
Konichiwa Bitches!
In christ,
Your friend
The actual article is available to read HERE.